The “Greatest Internet Freak Out Ever” Gets a Remix

It took just under 24 hours since its appearance on for the citizens of the Internet to make the remote-control-up-the-butt techno dance song we all knew was coming.

If you missed this weekend’s Satan-driven conniption by a kid who’s World of Warcraft account was canceled by his mother, the wonderful people on the Internet have gone ahead and produced a remixed version (embedded above). But, seriously, why any level of anger would cause one to attempt to shove a remote control up their own butthole is beyond us.