Häagen-Dazs Just Released Five Boozy New Ice Cream Flavors, And We’re Drunk With Happiness

Need immediately.

Häagen-Dazs wants you to indulge in two of life’s greatest vices—alcohol and ice cream.

The Canadian branch of the classic ice cream brand has unveiled a “Spirits” line of five boozy new flavors: Rum Vanilla Caramel Blondie, Whiskey Chocolate Truffle, Irish Cream Coffee & Biscotti, Vodka Key Lime Pie and Rum Ginger Cookie.

Which one would you pick up?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BVH4mE8BFcOhttps://www.instagram.com/p/BVP23Nmhcykhttps://www.instagram.com/p/BU19JIaBbRChttps://www.instagram.com/p/BUZxfiDBUwMhttps://www.instagram.com/p/BVZ7NneneRn

The new flavors are a creamy alternative to frozen cocktails, both ideal for summer months.

They certainly taste delicious but are regrettably not meant for “turning up.” According to Nestlé, alcohol content doesn’t exceed one percent (lame).

https://www.instagram.com/p/BUhkmA5hJq_https://www.instagram.com/p/BUw55eRhOuD

But that’s just for the Canadian release. Perhaps when the boozy new flavors make their way stateside (knock on wood), the alcohol content will be dialed up for us hard-partying Americans.