Watch a Fan Catch Foul Ball Barehanded Without Spilling a Drop of His Beer

He’s a real American hero.

An Oakland A’s fan at Thursday’s game against the White Sox made a hell of a barehanded catch on a foul ball while keep his beer safe in his other hand. Then he did a little celebratory posing and gave the ball to a kid, all while a pair of baggy, khaki-color cargo shorts. Talk about an contrasting image.

Never before has a man hampered by the all-consuming dorkiness of giant cargo shorts done something so unequivocally cool. And never will it happen again.