How To Tell A Girl You Enjoy Blumpkins Using Sign Language

As well as nine other awesomely disgusting expressions.

Sooner or later, pretty much everyone finds themselves in a situation where they need to tell another person to go suck a bag of dicks, using sign language. Wait…really?That was just us? Well, crap. Still, you can never know enough ways to obscenely express yourself, so we’re delighted to preview 10 awesomely dirty pages of new book, Super Smutty Sign Language. Out October 8th, it’ll teach you all the insults, propositions, and NSFW compliments you’ll ever need to get you through…whatever weird situation you’ve just found yourself in. Good luck with that.