Important Question Of The Day: Are you a Douche?

Adam Devine plays a huge prick in Pitch Perfect. Where do you stand?

In the new college-singing-group flick Pitch Perfect, Workaholics dude Adam Devine plays the ultimate a capella asshole. Want to know if you too are an insufferable jerk? Take Adam’s quiz below to find out!

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Are you wearing an off-color pair of Ray-Bans right now?

Do you own anything in the color neon? Neon says, “I don’t care about you or your eyeballs.”

Do you constantly say the name of the Kanye West song, “Ni**as in Paris,” and when people are like, “Hey man, that’s not cool,” be like, “I can say it because it’s the song title!”?

Are you wearing a bedazzled shirt right now?

Do you have an enabling group of friends who say things like, “No bro, eyebrow piercings are cool”?

Are you skilled at dumb things in bars, like riding a mechanical bull?

Unless you’re like a real biker, do you own anything that has a skull on it?

Do you genuinely say things like, “Bros before hoes,” “Hit it and quit it,” and, “It itches, but who cares”?

Do you have plans to hit a Vegas pool party? Most douchey people find their soul mates in a Vegas pool while drinking an intoxicatingly sugary drink and eating a low-carb cheeseburger.

Are you wearing any sort of Italian footwear right now?

If you answered yes to at least one of these questions, then you’re probably a douche. But on the upside, you’re probably too big a douche to care. Friggin’ douche.

Pitch Perfect opens nationwide October 5.

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