The wrestling icon emailed us his answers to the same 10 questions we always ask everyone. We’re hoping he doesn’t suplex us for changing his replies from the ALL CAPS he sent them in…
You’ve just launched an Indiegogo campaign to raise money for a documentary about your life. How’s that going?
Bubba, we just get started, so we see. But I have a lot of fans that I hope they respect me enough so I can make the movie happen.
Which aspects of your life would the documentary cover?
The documentary about me coming from Iran to move to the America so I live American dream. From there I talk about my life in the wrestling, my life on the road all the up and down that come with this, my life after the wrestling too, and now that I am the legend forever I talk about all my new fans and new generation respect.
Will it focus on your time in the military?
We talk about my time in army, yes, of course!
What do you consider the highlights of your career?
#1 beating the Bob Backlund in the Madison Square Garden. I become a legend that night I never forget it.
Do you have a favorite match, besides Bob Backlund?
I love my matches with the Sergeant Slaughter in the boot camp match. We sold out every arena we go to in the America.
What was the last thing you had to apologize for?
I yell so much last week in the Los Angeles because they don’t have my favorite cold beer. I get mad I have to tell my agents I sorry.
What’s your favorite curse word?
What’s the worst hangover you’ve ever had?
I never get the hangover. I go from A to the Z and I party like real legend bubba. I always ready.
What was your first car?
Good question. I don’t remember, but in the Iran I had a camel I love.
Do you have a scar that tells a story?
I have lotta scars from my matches with the Slaughter. He take the boot to my head many, many times, cut me hard way, make me bleed.
Do you have a party trick?
I open beer bottle with my teeth.
What’s the biggest thing you’ve ever put in your mouth?
What’s the one thing to remember in a fist fight?
Punch the motherfucker in the nose, he can’t see shit after. Then you suplex him on his fucking head so he can’t see and don’t know what the fuck hit him.
Who was the last person to see you naked?
I’m a religious man. My wife. Go fuck yourself.
Finish this sentence: If I ruled the world for a day, I would…
I let everybody know I am the legend and I make sure the children happy because the kids are the heart for me. And, beat the fuck out of the Miami Heat.