Jack in the Box Has the (Ridiculously Overblown) Cure for Your Late-Night Munchies
We won’t concern ourselves with why you have the late-night munchies in the first place.
Nutritionists claim that one of the worst decisions you can make if you want to lose weight is to eat late at night. Your digestive system is used to shutting down at a certain time, so when you chow down in the very late (or very early) hours, your food is not absorbed fully. Instead, it’s converted to and stored as gross, nasty-ass fat. Thankfully, the good folks at Jack in the Box aren’t here to worry about your waistline.
Available only from 9pm ’til 5am, Jack’s Munchie Meals include an insane amount of food for just six bucks. You get two tacos, halfsie fries (that’s half regular, half seasoned curly), a drink, plus one of four appropriately decadent entrees: the Stacked Grilled Cheese Burger (basically a sourdough grilled cheese on top of a burger), the Exploding Cheesy Chicken Sandwich (it’s filled with mozzarella sticks and white cheese sauce), the Loaded Chicken Nuggets (that is, loaded with two kinds of cheese, ranch, and bacon), or the Brunch Burger (a croissant burger stuffed with a fried egg, hash browns, and bacon). Yes, you read all of that correctly.
So, will ordering off this menu be the healthiest decision you’ve ever made? Most assuredly not…but at least your wallet will stay as fat as you are.
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