A Model Tried to Extort an NHL Legend With a Post-Sex Selfie. His Response Was Perfect

He shot and he scored. 

NHL legend Jaromir Jagr is a wealthy 43-year-old who enjoys sex with women less than half his age and he doesn’t care who knows it.

The longtime Penguin and current Panther recently exchanged bodily fluids with a barely legal Czech model who snapped a selfie with a sleeping Jagr after the fact. Then she let him know that she’d sell the picture to the media unless he ponied up $2,000, a paltry sum to a guy who’s been in the NHL for more than two decades.

And yet, his response was a total shrug. “I don’t care,” the NHL legend reportedly said.

So the model, identified by a Czech tabloid as “Catherine from Moravia,” sold the picture to the media. And Jagr, who’s not married and never had been, continued not to care. Because when you’re an unattached, middle-aged millionaire, people get concerned when you’re NOT sleeping with impressionable young women.

In fact, the model herself may actually emerge from this worse off — it turns out she does have a significant other. Like Jagr, he’s a hockey player. Unlike Jagr, he cares about that selfie. We can’t wait to see how this plays out.

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