Jennifer Lawrence Reveals Details About Her Surprisingly Sexless Sex Life

“Cheers to my hymen growing back!”

Jennifer Lawrence may be among the hottest and most powerful people in Hollywood — and therefore, the world — but that doesn’t mean her sex life is on fire. In fact, she rarely dates at all, and it’s not really by choice.

Lawrence lamented the lack of romance in her life in a Vogue interview this week:

“No one ever asks me out,” she said. “I am lonely every Saturday night. Guys are so mean to me. I know where it’s coming from, I know they’re trying to establish dominance, but it hurts my feelings. I’m just a girl who wants you to be nice to me. I am straight as an arrow. I feel like I need to meet a guy, with all due respect, who has been living in Baghdad for five years who has no idea who I am.”

When the reporter was in her bedroom, Lawrence joked about her unwelcome celibacy.

“Literally zero magic has happened in here,” she told the reporter, before holding up her glass for a toast: “Cheers to my hymen growing back!”

Dry spell aside, Lawrence remains cautiously optimistic about finding the right guy for her.

“I can’t wait to be married,” she told Vogue. “I feel like if I find that one person who I want to spend the rest of my life with, who I want to be the father of my children, that I would absolutely not fuck it up.” She waits a beat. “But I’m also not banking on that.”

Something tells us J-Law won’t be lonely for much longer. And we’re also hoping eligible bachelors will listen very closely to Lawrence’s message: Nice guys actually do finish first.

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