First, the steely-voiced narrator introduces the premise: "They stole his car. They killed his dog. Now he's gonna kill 76 people." Then, he announces the titular protagonist: "Witness Keanu's eighth, and arguably best, character named John."
It's a hilarious look at the much-loved action flick, which is comprised of "80% headshots" and plays like "Call of Duty on the easiest difficulty."
Still, John Wick: Chapter 2 is receiving rave reviews ahead of its nationwide release, on February 10.