Jon Bon Jovi Rips Kim Kardashian In Surprisingly Savage Rant
“What’s gonna be in your autobiography? ‘I made a porno and guess what, I got famous.’?”
Here’s one celebrity beef no one saw coming: Rock legend Jon Bon Jovi vs. reality show legend Kim Kardashian. What a time to be alive.
It’s Bon Jovi who is really firing up this particular feud, apparently. Youthful as the rocker still looks, he’s turning into something of a crotchety old dude, and it’s pretty fun to watch.
Bon Jovi was appearing on an Australian TV show, and fortunately, pretty much the entire Internet has reprinted his savage rant. Let’s put it this way: Jon Bon Jovi fucking hates today’s celebrity culture:
“I think it’s horrific that we live in that world and I can tell you I’ve never given 60 seconds of my life, ever, to one of those Housewives of Blah Blah and Kardashians,” said the 56-year-old Bon Jovi.
“I don’t know their names, I’ve never watched 60 seconds of the show, it’s not for me,” he continued. “What’s gonna be in your autobiography? ‘I made a porno and guess what, I got famous.’ Fuck, sorry, I’ll pass.
Tell us how you really feel, dude. Oh, wait—he wasn’t even done yet, saying, “Go and write a book, paint a painting, act, study, sing, play write. Fame is a byproduct of writing a good song.”
It’s surprising he left off the fact that in the 80s, having great hair and owning stock in a hairspray company was a distinct advantage when it came to being famous.
Kim Kardashian hasn’t issued a reply, but it wouldn’t be surprising if Kanye was already working on dropping a diss track in her defense. Your move, ‘Ye.