Katy Perry’s Boobs Sweep the Grammys

Also, Black Keys, fun., and Mumford and Sons win some stuff too.

Also, Black Keys, fun., and Mumford and Sons win some stuff too.

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Last night at the Grammy’s, the Black Keys took home four trophies, fun. won for Best New Artist and Song of the Year, Mumford and Sons won Album of the Year, Frank Ocean wowed the crowd, Justin Timberlake brought sexy (or something) back, and Chris Brown shocked everyone by proving to be an enormous dick (who was that one guy who refused to leave his seat during the standing ovation for Ocean? Oh, the guy whose crew allegedly jumped him two weeks ago? Nice one, Breezy). But it was Katy Perry, barely contained by a skin-tight, sea-green dress, that stole the show. Here’s a list of highlights of the winners. Also. . . eff you, John Mayer.

Album of the Year: “Babel,” Mumford & Sons.

Record of the Year: “Somebody That I Used to Know,” Gotye featuring Kimbra.

Song of the Year: “We Are Young,” fun.

Best New Artist: fun.

Pop Solo Performance: “Set Fire to the Rain (Live),” Adele.

Pop Vocal Album: “Stronger,” Kelly Clarkson.

Rock Performance: “Lonely Boy,” The Black Keys.

Urban Contemporary Album: “Channel Orange,” Frank Ocean.

Rap/Sung Collaboration: “No Church in the Wild,” Jay-Z, Kanye West featuring Frank Ocean, The-Dream.

Country Solo Performance: “Blown Away,” Carrie Underwood.

Country Album: “Uncaged,” Zac Brown Band.

Pop/Duo Group Performance: “Somebody That I Used to Know,” Gotye featuring Kimbra.

Traditional Pop Vocal Album: “Kisses on the Bottom,” Paul McCartney.

Rap Performance: “N****s in Paris,” Jay-Z, Kanye West.

Rap Song: “N****s in Paris,” Shawn Carter, Mike Dean, Chauncey Hollis, Kanye West.

Rap Album: “Take Care,” Drake.

R&B Performance: “Climax,” Usher.

Traditional R&B Performance: “Love on Top,” Beyonce.

Rock Song: “Lonely Boy,” The Black Keys.

Rock Album: “El Camino,” The Black Keys.

Hard Rock/Metal Performance: “Love Bites (So Do I),” Halestorm.

Alternative Music Album: “Making Mirrors,” Gotye.

Dance Recording: “Bangarang,” Skrillex featuring Sirah.

Dance/Electronica Album: “Bangarang,” Skrillex.

Latin Pop Album: “MTV Unplugged Deluxe Edition,” Juanes.

Country Duo/Group Performance: “Pontoon,” Little Big Town.

Country Song: “Blown Away,” Josh Kear, Chris Tompkins.

Blues Album: “Locked Down,” Dr. John.

Reggae Album: “Rebirth,” Jimmy Cliff.

Comedy Album: “Blow Your Pants Off,” Jimmy Fallon.

Producer of the Year, Non-Classical: Dan Auerbach.

Short-Form Music Video: “We Found Love,” Rihanna featuring Calvin Harris.

Long-Form Music Video: “Big Easy Express,” Mumford & Sons.

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