The Louisville guard went on the Late Show to poke some fun at his gruesome injury.
Despite suffering one of the most stomach-churning injuries in recent sports history, Kevin Ware still seems to have a sense of humor. On the Late Show with David Letterman last night, the Louisville guard was in remarkably good spirits while delivering the "Top Ten Thoughts Going Through Kevin Ware's Mind" after he snapped his tibia during the Midwest Regional final against Duke on Sunday. What was going through most viewers' minds was "HOLY FUCKING SHIT DID I JUST SEE WHAT I THINK I SAW? WHERE'S THE NEAREST TOILET? I NEED TO PUKE!" Judging by this list, Ware had other things on his mind:
10. "What was that loud cracking sound?"
9. "I hope this doesn't leave a bruise."
8. "Hey look, my tibia!"
6. "Did it go in?"
5. "Oh boy, hospital food."
4. "Tape it up, coach, I'm staying in."
3. "They fired Leno?"
2. "Heat then ice? Or ice then heat?"
1. "At least my bracket's not busted."
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