KISS Promotes Custom Steamed Buns, Because Rock Is Dead

Gene Simmons’ words, not mine. 

KISS, a band legendary for playing fiery live shows and being accused of Satan worship, was on Twitter today promoting a custom KISS-themed steamed buns. 

The buns will be available at Circle K Sunkus, a popular Japanese convenience store, during the course of KISS’s 40th anniversary Japanese tour. They were last sold for 100 yen a piece ($1) during KISS’s 2013 Japanese tour, and were supposedly spicy as hell. Also, completely disgusting-looking. 

We can only speculate what comes next (Black Sabbath grilled cheese? Van Halen empanandas?) before we completely lose our appetites.

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