Someone has created an absurd video game on the absurd premise that Leonardo DiCaprio is not guaranteed to win an Oscar on February 28.
Leo's Red Carpet Rampage is a cheeky and insanely frustrating game that challenges the player to catch Leo up to the Oscar which is (apparently forever and always) out of his reach (unless I am a terrible player, which, probably.) But the game does a good job of switching gears every time you fail at a new task: After you don't successfully chase an Oscar down the red carpet, you'll be challenged to one-on-one races against other nominees like Bryan Cranston and Eddie Redmayne. You will lose. But Leo will win.
Check out Leo's Red Carpet Rampage here. Pro tip: Lower your computer volume before you open it.