Help Leonardo DiCaprio Win The Oscar With This Dumb Video Game

Because he really needs a lot of help, guys.

Someone has created an absurd video game on the absurd premise that Leonardo DiCaprio is not guaranteed to win an Oscar on February 28.

Leo’s Red Carpet Rampage is a cheeky and insanely frustrating game that challenges the player to catch Leo up to the Oscar which is (apparently forever and always) out of his reach (unless I am a terrible player, which, probably.) But the game does a good job of switching gears every time you fail at a new task: After you don’t successfully chase an Oscar down the red carpet, you’ll be challenged to one-on-one races against other nominees like Bryan Cranston and Eddie Redmayne. You will lose. But Leo will win.

Check out Leo’s Red Carpet Rampage here. Pro tip: Lower your computer volume before you open it.