Man Decides to Ride Moose Because He’s Drunk and Stupid

Don’t try this at home. Or outside your home. Or ever. 

Nature is beautiful and majestic: it was here far before we walked the Earth and well, we’re probably going to destroy it by ushering in climate change at alarming rates. But I digress! This post is about one particular transgression against nature: this drunk bro who decided it would be a good idea to jump on a moose peacefully taking a swim in a lake and ride it until it finally threw him off. Smokey the Bear, take this asshole to nature jail!