Think you've heard every airplane bit ever told in front of a brick wall? Think again.
Comedian Mark Normand, in this exclusive clip from his forthcoming Comedy Central special Don't Be Yourself, absolutely hits the nail on the head by comparing air travel to the first day of school.
"You're on that plane—single file line, book bag on, just trying to find your seat. Then you finally get to your seat and people pull out snacks and start farting," he explains.
"The pilot, he's like the principal. He's up in his office and comes on the loud speaker. You don't really want to meet him, but if you do you know you're in trouble."
You can see the rest of the hilarious special, Amy Schumer Presents Mark Normand: Don't Be Yourself, when it premieres May 12th on Comedy Central.
In the meantime, get another dose of Mark with this recent appearance on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert.