Watch Will Ferrell And Mark Wahlberg Try to Crack Each Other Up in a Playground Insult War

Who won?

On Tuesday, Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg appeared on Scott Mills’ BBC Radio 1 show to promote their new film Daddy’s Home — but spent most of the time shitting all over each other. 

As part of Mills’ ‘Playground Insults Game,’ Ferrell and Wahlberg lobbed the most juvenile disses they could think of at each other while trying to keep a straight face. The result sounds like a series of one-liners from a Judd Apatow movie — and it’s glorious. 

My favorite exchange? Ferrell telling Wahlberg “you smell like baby barf” with a complete deadpan, to which Wahlberg responds, “your hair looks like a Brillo pad I want to scrub my sack with.”

Ouch, dudes. Those are low blows — but hilarious ones.

h/t Uproxx