The Ultimate Maxim Playlist for Doing It

Make the most out of your Valentine’s Day.


Valentine’s Day is this Sunday and while we can probably all agree that it’s a made-up holiday, the main purpose of which is to drive up flower, candy, and greeting card sales, it is kinda nice to dedicate a whole day to being mushy with the one you love — even if you only love them for that one day, if you get what we’re saying. 

Seeing as though February 14 is traditionally a day of love and romance, we decided it would probably be a good idea to go ahead and make a playlist you can use when the romance turns to nude romance. No one wants to hear those stomach slaps and inner leg to thigh fart noises. Let’s put forth some preventative measures here and now. 

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