Maxim’s Best Bits [1/6–1/10]

It’s Friday, which means we’re pretending to work until someone unlocks these chains to our desks. Here are some of our top posts from the week of January 6.

Photographed for Maxim by Stephan Wurth | Licensed to Alpha Media Group 2014

Girls of Winter

These girls’ birthdays fall in the winter months, but they warm up the season with their impeccable good looks.

Eva Longoria: Maxim’s January/February Cover Girl

Meet our 2014 Woman of the Year, Eva Longoria!

Archer’s Deadliest Conquests

Heading into an entirely different kind of Danger Zone. In the bedroom.

Mother Nature Hates Us: Polar Vortexes, Deadly Lakes & More

Mother Gaia gets creative with murdering us.

NASCAR Star Kyle Larson Does an Insane Lap Around the Maxim Office

That is, with the help of our new favorite toy…

Cristiano Ronaldo Talks Facing the US in the World Cup and More

We spoke to the Madrid superstar about the biggest sporting event in the world and his toughest competition.

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