Maxim’s Best Bits [2/18 – 2/22]

It’s Friday, which means we’re wading through our own sea of bullshit so you don’t have to. Here are 10 of our favorite posts from the week that was.

It’s Friday, which means we’re wading through our own bullshit so you don’t have to. Here are 10 of our top posts from the week of February 18th through the 22nd.

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Girls with Spring Break Buddies

There’s a lot to love about this sexy gallery of sexy ladies in sexy poses with sexy pool toys. Also, it’s sexy.

The 8 Worst Uniforms in Sports History

If you want to be taken seriously in the realm of professional sports, steer clear of tie-dye and animal prints. We’re looking at you, 1992 Lithuanian Olympic basketball team…

6 Worst National Animals

Honestly, Spain, the Hispaniolan Trogon?! Everyone knows that’s an inferior beast. Wait what the fuck is a Hispaniolan Trogon again?

This Week in Porn Star Tweets

Our weekly roundup of the best porn star tweets featured gems from Casey Calvert, TJ Cummings, Macy Cartel and others.

The Return of Maximum Exposure with April Rose

Just when you thought you were sick of the Harlem Shake, our rendition features a team of pillow-fighting hotties dancing in their skivvies. Game over, thanks for playing.

Interview: Travis Moore

The Whitest Kids U’ Know star answers the Same 10 Questions We Always Ask Everyone.

And the Oscar for Stupid Awards Show Goes To…

As Oscar Sunday draws near, we celebrate some of the world’s less prestigious, more stupid awards. Just kidding—there’s nothing more stupid than the Oscars.

Inside Maxim’s Sack

This is the true story of what happens when you ask your gorgeous female readers to submit pictures of themselves.

Maxim Gets Served

We get our asses handed to us by professional ping-pong player Biba Golic.

U.S. Postal Service Announces New Clothing Line

Welcome to Bizarro World, where this is a real thing that is actually happening.

Girls in Black Heels

5 Things You May Have Missed This Week