Maxim’s Best Bits [3/3–3/7]
It’s Friday, which means we’re pretending to work until someone unlocks these chains to our desks. Here are some of our top posts from the week of March 3.
Photographed for Maxim by Randall Slavin
Girls With Hands on Their Heads
They may not be under arrest, but we’re definitely keeping an eye on their activities.
How Would Your Porn Survive An Internet Apocalypse?
Forget email and Wikipedia – could we cope if our free porn disappeared?
America’s Relationship With Russia Explained! (With Stick Figures)
With the situation in Ukraine getting serious, let’s look at how we got to be enemies, then frenemies, then enemies once again with Russia.
6 Tombs That Probably Weren’t Worth Raiding
Unless you consider lethal, avalanche-bringing, helicopter-crashing, Nazi-invading curses to be “worth it.”
Transformers 4 Trailer Has Exploding Dinosaurs (And Is Completely Insane)
Age Of Extinction has lots of explosions, and no Shia LaBeouf. Win!
Whether your bedroom persona is freakish or sheepish, chances are there’s an app for that.
6 Reasons Why You Should Be Watching MLS
The American soccer league kicks off on Saturday, so we’ll give you a few reasons to tune in.
Yeah, Bitch! American Hero Aaron Paul Breaks Lap Record on British Top Gear
The Breaking Bad and Need For Speed star shows the Brits how it’s done.
Maxim Loves…Kate Upton Commercials
There’s nothing we wouldn’t buy if she told us to.
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