Maxim’s Best Bits [9/2-9/6]

It’s Friday, which means we’re pretending to work until someone unlocks these chains to our desks. Here are some of our top posts from the week of September 2.

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Girls Getting Out of Pools

These ladies have had enough time in the water, and are ready to come up for air!

Christina Aguilera: Maxim’s October Cover Girl

She’s a pop music icon, is back as a coach on The Voice, and is at her hottest ever. Sex goddess Christina Aguilera has got us spinning in our chairs.

The 10 Best Fantasy Football Gadgets

All the gizmos, tech, and subscriptions you need to rule your league this football season.

Take The Coming To America Tour With The NY Giants’ Prince Amukamara!

Will the real-life African prince find his bride in Queens? And does he know the difference between a McDonald’s and a McDowell’s? Watch the video to find out.

How To Have a Mid-Life Crisis Without Permanently Ruining Your Life

And without all that nasty scarring to your body and bank account.

The 5 Most Absurd (and Hilarious) Scams in It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia

The gang gets a Maxim feature!

Who Should You Cheer For? It’s Maxim‘s Official NCAA Football Team Decider!

Because you can’t root for your liberal arts college.

Your Complete Guide to the Pacific Mini Games

Don’t be the only one left out of the fun! (Note: It might not be any fun.)

1-On-1 Sports: Christmas Abbott Teaches Maxim To Change A Tire The NASCAR Way

Maxim Hottie Aja Dang gets schooled in the art of CrossFit…and burning rubber.

More of Maxim’s Best Bits:

Maxim’s Best Bits: August 26-August 30

Maxim’s Best Bits: August 19-August 23