Miley Cyrus Is a Sexy Baby In Her New Music Video

Miley. . . you okay?

We thought we had seen it all when Miley Cyrus air-humped a foam finger in latex underwear at the 2013 MTV VMAs. Then we truly thought we had seen it all when she dropped a music video of her erotically licking a hammer.


And then we saw this…


Miley Cyrus just unveiled her latest video for the single “BB Talk.” While the lyrics pertain to relationships and breakups rather than actual babies, Miley fully seized her chance to dress up as a slutty newborn—a phrase that really shouldn’t exist in any language. She puts on a very convincing performance, writhing around in a crib, throwing temper tantrums, and even suckling an oversized baby bottle.


We don’t know whether to be aroused or deeply concerned.

Deeply concerned it is, then.

Turns out there is a market for this sort of. . . thing. Psychology Today reports that some folks, likely with very serious mommy issues, are afflicted by “a rare sexual paraphilia where individuals typically get sexually aroused from being a baby.” Commonly referred to as “adult baby syndrome,” hallmarks include wearing nappies, eating baby foods, and being spanked.

Miley, do we need to put you in time out?