Miss America Concludes That Tom Brady ‘Definitely Cheated’ in Nonsense Answer to Stupid Question
Imagine how bad the losers’ answers were.
Just before she was crowned Miss America on Sunday night, Betty Cantrell from Warner Robins, Georgia was asked a question, the answer to which she had no way of knowing.
“Did Tom Brady cheat?”
But this was a beauty pageant, and in a beauty pageant, like in politics, it doesn’t matter if you know what you’re talking about, you just talk. So Miss Georgia did and her answer was a mishmash of word gumbo that began with the phrase “I’m not sure” and progressed to the phrase “he definitely cheated.” Here’s her response in its entirety:
And here’s how the world felt after watching it:
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