There’s no real reason for you watch Total Bellas, the Total Divas spinoff that E! started airing earlier this month. With a show like that, you can spare yourself the boredom and be relatively sure that any moments worth seeing will surface online in the days after it airs.
Which brings us to the second episode, which was on Wednesday night. John Laurinaitis, the former wrestler who’s now married to the mother of Nikki and Brie Bella, was wondering about the wisdom of a pre-nup. John Cena, who’s been dating Nikki Bella for years, chimed in with some wisdom.
“I had to have [Nikki] sign an agreement to live in the house. And that’s—it wasn’t a one-page, it’s a 75-page agreement.”
That. Is. Insane. And some WWE fans on Twitter let Cena know.
The mystery now turns to why the hell Cena needed her to sign such a long contract. Is she a total slob? Is he a total asshole? Guess we’ll have to watch Total Bellas next week and hope to find out. Ugh.