This Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Porn Parody Trailer Is The Best Thing You'll See All Day - Maxim

This Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Porn Parody Trailer Is The Best Thing You'll See All Day

You'll never guess who plays April O'Neil.
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Everyone’s favorite Youtube channel and porn site, Wood Rocket, just put out yet another porn parody that will ruin your childhood, but we’re not complaining.

The porn channel just came out with the video “Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles,” which, as you may guess, puts an X-rated spin on the innocent Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Starring Michelangeblow, Dongatello, Raphallus, and of course April O’Neil as April O’Neil, you can watch your childhood heroes get nasty and do it in a sewer. Turtle penis power!

“We wanted to pay homage to one of our favorite cartoons, comics, video games, and 1990’s action flicks, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. And like the NES video game, we made it hard. 

"Imagine a TMNT parody loaded with fight sequences, sewer sex, martial arts dildos, and your favorite TMNT characters having sex. That’s the movie we made! Also, there are giant mutant turtle penises.” said Lee Roy Myers, director of the video.

Aside from actual sex, the porn parody also works in pepperoni pizza (of course), the current presidential campaign, and the phenomenon of following-liking-unfollowing-blocking people on social media.

Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles is one of Wood Rocket’s many X-rated parodies, including Game of Bones, SpongeKnob SquareNuts, and Strokemon. 

Goodbye, childhood.