With a lockout looming, here's some career guidance for iced pros.
Professional Cock Blocker
Just try to keep a girl's attention if the Ranger's All-star goalie walks into the bar where you're making your moves. Women are like moths to his Swedish Flame of handsomeness.
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Hey Car Bomb, mind if we park our Escalade in the space between your teeth, Dan? Just have to run into the supermarket for a minute.
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The CBS announcer is available to fill-in for any hustler who's looking to get a weekend away from his stable of hos.
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