One Less Reason To Watch Dancing With The Stars

Pamela Anderson was the first to be eliminated.

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If anyone can pull off a sparkly Vegas showgirl outfit, it’s boyhood crush Pamela Anderson (although she was presumably told not to pull it off on live TV, sadly), which is why it’s such a shame she was the first to go last night on the all-star season of Dancing with the Stars. We’re assuming you missed her Monday cha-cha to watch the Packers-Seahawks debacle, so in a way, it’s kind of your fault that that she didn’t get enough votes. Bet you probably feel pretty stupid about that now, given the way the game turned out? As a result of this, you may be wondering, “Is there any reason left to devote my Monday nights to watching a show that involves a whole lot of Kirstie Alley cleavage, men shaking their bottoms and two judges with funny accents?” As of right now – yes. There are three, and here they are:

Sexy Soap Star Kelly Monaco

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Former Dallas Cheerleader and brief Bachelor winner Melissa Rycroft

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Cheetah Girl Sabrina Bryan, creator of your go-to workout DVD, BYOU

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