Other Things A-Rod Is Doing 20 Years Late
Rumor has it that Yankees third baseman-slash-future owner has been seen out with none other than Madonna (her reps are, naturally, busy denying this as we speak). Well, at least his timing at the plate is a little better…
Campaigning for Michael Dukakis
Playing Sega Genesis
Listening to a mix tape (“Oooh! That’s that new Keith Sweat jam!”)
Logging onto Prodigy
Tucking and rolling his Z. Cavaricci pants
Saying “Where’s the Beef?”
Growing an unironic mullet
Wearing white linen blazers with pastel T-shirts
Squirting people with Water Weenies
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