Is Patti Mayonnaise the Ultimate Trap Queen?
A new mash-up video proves Doug Funnie’s dream girl fit the bill.
When rapper Fetty Wap’s debut single “Trap Queen” took the nation by storm earlier this year, many an American was left wondering, “What is a trap queen?” or “Do I know a trap queen?” Those reared on nineties-era Nickelodeon, however, were unknowingly already familiar with trap queen royalty — Patti Mayonnaise of the cartoon Doug.
A trap queen is a quintessential bad female, and a new mash-up from Vulture proves the animated dream girl fit the bill. In the video, clips of Doug Funnie and girl-next-door Patti are synched to the lyrics of Fetty Wap. While the New Jersey-bred rapper may have had a more street-hardened woman in mind, Patti had beauty, smarts, and a devil-may-care spirit — all hallmarks of the ultimate trap queen. Though, I’m not sure if Doug and Patti ever hit the strip clubs or “cooked pies” together…