Champagne is fine and all, but nothing beats the immediate gratification of chugging a beer. So put down your damn pinkie and pick up a Chambong ($25). The special V-shaped design lets you suck down four ounces of bubbly in a way that'd make Frank the Tank proud (and tanked).
To see how these dishwasher-safe flutes are handmade, check out this cool video:
Photos by Chambong Industries