Perfecting Ann Coulter

Phony blowhard Ann Coulter said Jews need to be perfected. She could use a few of these upgrades herself.

In a recent conversation with Donny Deutsch, cold-fish Coulter claimed the country would be better off without Jews. After a heated debate, she conceded that keeping them around might be tolerable if they were “perfected.” Who died and made her Führer? Here are our suggestions for a new and improved Adolf Coulter.