Pope Benedict XVI is Resigning
And – surprise, surprise – Twitter has an opinion about it!
And – surprise, surprise – Twitter has an opinion about it!
Photo: Franco Origlia / Getty Images | Licensed to Alpha Media Group 2013
Holy moly! Pope Benedict XVI announced today that he will retire at the end of the month after eight years on the job, citing age and declining health. He’s the first pope in 600 years to do so, which means this is pretty huge news. Huge enough that individuals on something called “the Internet” have some comments about the situation. Here are 10 of our favorite pope-related Tweets…father, forgive us.
The new pope is….. Fun.
— Cornell Reid (@corneezy) February 11, 2013
I think the Pope realized he was never gonna get promoted to God. #StainedGlassCeiling
— colton dunn (@captdope) February 11, 2013
I hope this means that Pope Benedict XVI can now catch up on "The Wire."
— Chris Regan (@ChrisRRegan) February 11, 2013
Which Super Bowl was this pope again?
— rodney (@rodney_at_large) February 11, 2013
Is Morrissey still the Pope of Mope?
— Mike Shear (@mikeshear) February 11, 2013
turns out that because of an obscure 14th century law, John Goodman is now Pope
— Fridave the Larteenth 🌹 (@daveexmachina) February 11, 2013
The Pope is hardly the first person to lose interest in their real job so soon after joining Twitter.
— sixthformpoet (@sixthformpoet) February 11, 2013
I bet the pope is just gonna wait till Coachella 2023 and get back together to do a recommunion.
— JONAH RAY RODRIGUES (@jonahray) February 11, 2013
#Pope confesses to Vatican he's accepted a role in Expendables III.
— Natalie Gray (@ThatNatalieGray) February 11, 2013
So many mediocre and rushed Pope tweets! How do I know which to favorite and retweet?!?!
— Danny (@Dan_Bergstein) February 11, 2013
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