The Porniest Named Baseball Players

These major leaguers were born to play ball. And balls.

These major leaguers were born to play ball. And balls.



Rusty Kuntz, Outfielder


Years played:
1979–1985



Cannonball Titcomb, Pitcher


Years played:
1886–1890



Jack Glasscock, Shortstop/Second base


Years played:
1879–1895



Randy Bush, Outfielder/Designated hitter


Years played:
1982–1993



Johnny “Ugly” Dickshot, Left fielder


Years played:
1936–1945



Woodie Held, Utility player


Years played:
1954–1969



Mordecai “Three Finger” Brown, Pitcher


Years played:
1903–1916



Joseph “Boob” Fowler, Shortstop


Years played:
1923–1926



Sloppy Thurston, Pitcher


Years played:
1923–1933



Happy Felsch, Center fielder


Years played:
1915–1920



Richard “Stubby” Clapp, Second base/Pinch hitter


Years played:
2001



Dick Burns, Pitcher/Outfielder


Years played:
1883–1885



Tuck Stainback, Outfielder


Years played:
1934–1946

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