The Porniest Named Baseball Players
These major leaguers were born to play ball. And balls.
These major leaguers were born to play ball. And balls.
Rusty Kuntz, Outfielder
Years played: 1979–1985
Cannonball Titcomb, Pitcher
Years played: 1886–1890
Jack Glasscock, Shortstop/Second base
Years played: 1879–1895
Randy Bush, Outfielder/Designated hitter
Years played: 1982–1993
Johnny “Ugly” Dickshot, Left fielder
Years played: 1936–1945
Woodie Held, Utility player
Years played: 1954–1969
Mordecai “Three Finger” Brown, Pitcher
Years played: 1903–1916
Joseph “Boob” Fowler, Shortstop
Years played: 1923–1926
Sloppy Thurston, Pitcher
Years played: 1923–1933
Happy Felsch, Center fielder
Years played: 1915–1920
Richard “Stubby” Clapp, Second base/Pinch hitter
Years played: 2001
Dick Burns, Pitcher/Outfielder
Years played: 1883–1885
Tuck Stainback, Outfielder
Years played: 1934–1946
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