Professional Soccer Player (And Crazy Person) Mario Balotelli Got a Pet Pig

And then immediately searched for its genitalia, of course

Eccentric Italian striker Mario Balotelli—who has, in the past, thrown a dart at a youth team player, set his house on fire after letting off fireworks indoors, drawn copious red cards, and dedicated a goal to Drake—finally received the infant piggy he apparently ordered after what was clearly days or perhaps weeks of waiting:

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