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Here's Russell Wilson With an Important Lesson on How Not to Compliment Your Girl

Pro tip: Google is not your friend.
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Russell Wilson is 12. (Photo: Jason Merritt/Getty Images)

Russell Wilson is 12. (Photo: Jason Merritt/Getty Images)

For an NFL quarterback, Russell Wilson is a colossal dweeb. On Wednesday, he posted a #WCW tweet to beau Ciara that was supposed to be all gushy and romantic. And if you’re 13, maybe it was. 

It’s corny, no doubt, but what makes this sweet nothing so worthy of mockery isn’t the tortured prose, but  the unoriginality. Russ didn’t even write this! The goofball just Googled “How to describe a beautiful woman” and copied something from the very first result. We know this because eagle-eyed Seahawks fan Natalie Weiner blew up his spot. 

This isn’t the only time he used the romantic flourishes found on descriptivewriting.wordpress.com either. But hey, at least he fessed up. 

After he was exposed, Wilson tweeted an admission along with a delightfully on-brand confession: He prefers Bing. Wilson is, of course, a Microsoft pitchman. And then he tweeted an original message to Ciara that left us pining for the bland prose of descriptivewriting.wordpress.com.

Pro tip, fellas: Google is not your friend.