From the Same Ineptitude That Brought You The Buttfumble Comes…Jonathan Villar’s Buttslide!

Apparently, it’s contagious!

Last night in Houston, the Astros (otherwise known as “The Jets of baseball”) dropped their 100th game of the season to the Reds and decided to celebrate in the manner that they’ve conducted most of the rest of their season (read: embarrassingly). Jonathan Villar tried to stretch a very obvious single out to a double, which usually lands you in a fairly uncomfortable place (the dugout), but in this case landed him in an extremely uncomfortable place: Grabbing a face-full of Brandon Phillips’ backside. See for yourself.

Breathe easy, Mark Sanchez, you’re off the hook for the buttfumble. However, you’re still very much on the hook for this look.

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