Scarlett Johansson’s Underwear & 4 Other Things You May Have Missed!

Social media commentator Keith Fenimore takes his shots at what’s been trending this week. [Aug 31 – Sept 6]

[1]The trailer for Scarlett Johansson’s new movie Under The Skin – from Sexy Beast director Jonathan Glazer – is out and getting passed around social media like a joint at a Phish concert. Even though you can’t smoke it, the trailer does feature Ms. Johansson in just a bra and panties.

I said she’s wearing just a bra and panties; why are you still reading?

[2] 64-year-old swimmer Diana Nyad swam in the open sea from Cuba to Florida, clocking 110 miles in 53 hours.

To put that into terms everyone can understand, that’s the equivalent of watching 31,800 Vine videos. Now are you impressed?

[3]Google’s Android operating system has undergone another overhaul and in keeping with the candy theme, the 4.4 version will be called Kit Kat.

Not as much buzz is swirling around the not-so-anticipated Microsoft Windows Phone OS, rumored to be called Mom’s Two-Day Old Meatloaf.

[4]The day has finally come: thanks to the company Facehawk, you can have your entire Facebook timeline turned into your very own music video.

So if anyone wants to see a kick-ass video featuring a bunch of blurry selfies, close-ups of oversized frozen coffee drinks, and adorable dog photos, have I got a music video for you!

[5] The Samsung Galaxy Note 3 was just introduced, and man, it is in high demand, really functional, and super big!  

These are all descriptions that, sadly, have never applied to my own penis.