This Hungry Shark Feasting on a Humpback Whale Is the Gnarliest Thing You’ll See Today

He’s gonna need some Tums.

You know “that feel” when you can’t make time for lunch and then go home, open your fridge and proceed to tear into bloated whale carcass?

This very hungry shark sure does.

Keith Poe, an expert shark tagger, recently filmed the mother of all feasts off the coast of Dana Point, California. 

In just 40 seconds, Poe captured a great white shark noshing on tasty dead humpback whale flesh, whose tang was the result of methane gas slowly filling and expanding its organs.

The shark’s lunch is probably ten times its size, which should prompt plenty of viewers to think, “Same, tbh…”