Sucky Sequel Titles

Never mind plots, scripts, or acting, these hotly anticipated sequels can’t even get the title right. Check out our alternatives…


Bond: Quantum of Solace (official


Die Today and Die Again


Never Say

Tomorrow Until It’s Not Enough

James Bond:


James Bond: License to Kill


Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Alternate titles:
• Indiana Jones and the Place That Has the Thing He’s Looking For
Indiana Jones and the Laster Crusade
Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark That Was Previously Raided
Indiana Jones and the Final Cash-In

Rambo: To Hell and Back(rumored title)
Rambo: We Win This Time
Rambo: Burmese, If You Please
Rambo IV: This Time It’s Less Personal
Rambo: The Search for Joey’s Legs

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
Alternate titles:
The Mummy 3: Now With Less Egypt
The Mummy 3: Dead and Loving It
The Mummy 3: Kung Fu Zombies
The Mummy: Seriously, THIS Is Jet Li’s Last Kung Fu Movie. Honest.

Lost Boys 2: The Tribe
Alternate titles:
The Lost Girls
The Lost Boys 2: In da Hood
The Lost Boys 2: The Rise of Bare-Chested Saxophone Guy

Jurassic Park IV: The Extinction(working title)
Alternate titles:
Jurassic Park IV: Then There’s Running and Screaming
Jurassic Park IV: Rise of the Great Gazoo   
Jurassic Park IV: That’s a Big Pile of Crap