Sucky Sequel Titles
Never mind plots, scripts, or acting, these hotly anticipated sequels can’t even get the title right. Check out our alternatives
James
Bond: Quantum of Solace (official
title)
Alternate
titles:
•
Die Today and Die Again
Tomorrow
• Never Say
Tomorrow Until It’s Not Enough
•
James Bond:
-Whipped
•
James Bond: License to Kill
Gophers
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Alternate titles:
• Indiana Jones and the Place That Has the Thing He’s Looking For
• Indiana Jones and the Laster Crusade
• Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark That Was Previously Raided
• Indiana Jones and the Final Cash-In
Rambo: To Hell and Back(rumored title)
Alternate titles:
• Rambo: We Win This Time
• Rambo: Burmese, If You Please
• Rambo IV: This Time It’s Less Personal
• Rambo: The Search for Joey’s Legs
The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
Alternate titles:
• The Mummy 3: Now With Less Egypt
• The Mummy 3: Dead and Loving It
• The Mummy 3: Kung Fu Zombies
• The Mummy: Seriously, THIS Is Jet Li’s Last Kung Fu Movie. Honest.
Lost Boys 2: The Tribe
Alternate titles:
• The Lost Girls
• The Lost Boys 2: In da Hood
• The Lost Boys 2: The Rise of Bare-Chested Saxophone Guy
Jurassic Park IV: The Extinction(working title)
Alternate titles:
• Jurassic Park IV: Then There’s Running and Screaming
• Jurassic Park IV: Rise of the Great Gazoo
• Jurassic Park IV: That’s a Big Pile of Crap
