A Super Bowl Full Of Crazy

We asked a bunch of pro athletes and celebs for the craziest thing they’ve ever seen at a Super Bowl. We were not disappointed…

We asked a bunch of pro athletes and celebs for the craziest thing they’ve ever seen at a Super Bowl. We were not disappointed… 

Troy Aikman, Former Quarterback, Dallas Cowboys

“There have been a few players that have gone AWOL the night before a game – I don’t know what must’ve been going through their minds. And there’s a lot of really wild stuff going on, on Bourbon Street!”

Paul Pabst, producer, The Dan Patrick Show

“When we were on our way here from the airport, I looked up and a cop was arresting a dude, and he slammed him right up against the side of our car. We’d only been in New Orleans for five minutes! The other weird thing I’ve seen here is Emeril, the chef, wearing a tank top and flip flops. That was weird.”

Jimmy Graham, Tight End, New Orleans Saints

 “This is New Orleans, so it’s really hard to tell what’s crazy and what’s not crazy… It’s a party town, it was built for the Super Bowl.”

Dan Patrick, host of The Dan Patrick Show

“I was at Pat O’Briens, here in New Orleans, 10 or 12 years ago for the Niners/Broncos. We used to have a joke with the guys at ESPN where we used to walk up to someone and hit them in the balls and go, ‘Cup check!’ We’d go, ‘Who’s the GM of the Lakers?’ And someone would always go, ‘Mitch Kupchack’, and boom – you’d hit them in the balls. So we’re in Pat O’Briens, and lo and behold, who walks in but Mitch Kupchack? I’m with Sean Salisbury and I said, ‘Dude, you gotta cup check Kupchak!’ So Mitch Kupchak walks over, you know, 6’8”, says, ‘Hey, how are you guys?’ Sean goes, ‘Oh, right, Lakers GM, er…’ Mitch says, ‘I’m Mitch Kupchak’, and Sean hits Mitch in the balls. Mitch had no idea what was going on!”

Big Boi, Outkast

“A lot of wild stuff’s always going on. There’s a lot of prostitution going on out here, so you gotta keep your eyes open!”

Victor Cruz, Wide Receiver, New York Giants

 “Last year was pretty crazy!”

Seton, Danette, The Dan Patrick Show

“I was at an event earlier and there was this girl who was all tatted out – big chest piece, everything – and it turned out she was an attorney for the city. I was like, man, that is so New Orleans. Even their lawyers are totally Mardi Gras.”

Laura Cayouette, actress, Django Unchained

“I live here in New Orleans, man, there’s a lot of crazy things happening. A lot. I was here when the Saints won the Super Bowl, and their victory parade was the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen.”

Chase Daniel, Quarterback, New Orleans Saints

“New Orleans is a big party town, so we’ve seen girls dancing on tables in clubs.”

Jerry Rice, Former Wide Receiver, San Francisco 49ers

 “A lot of stuff that I can’t disclose! I think this is the tenth Super Bowl in New Orleans, and it just goes off on Bourbon Street. We have a great time.”

Arian Foster, Running Back, Houston Texans

“Janet Jackson’s nipple!”

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