Today In Bizarro World News: George Zimmerman and DMX Want to Box Each Other

Unfortunately, you read that correctly.

In news so weird it sadly has to be true, it appears that “neighborhood watchman” George Zimmerman and, er, eccentric rapper DMX will be attempting to solve America’s racial tensions by participating in a televised “celebrity” boxing match. We don’t really have the words to express how we feel about this, so we’ve gathered ten of the most insightful tweets about the situation. God help us all.

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