Keanu had to get inventive in his 2014 return to form, and now this fantastic video has put all the kills in one glorious place. Imagined if they'd also killed his cat and pet fish -- then Keanu would probably have taken out an entire city.
With John Wick 2 already in production, one has to wonder what will be done to set off Keanu next. Someone trampling his favorite rosebush? His football team not getting the right call? A telemarketer? Either way, we know that there will be some serious carnage involved.