This Week In Weird Sports: Ferret Legging

This is exactly what it sounds like.

We write about a lot of very lame sports in this column, but we finally have found a weird sport worth watching. Ferret Legging is when you take a perfectly alive ferret and put it down your pants. Then you squirm and wait, with the idea being that the person to hold a ferret in his pants the longest wins. The world record is an amazing five hours and thirty minutes. I’m not sure what happens if the ferret dies while he’s in someone’s pants, but I’m assuming that would result in disqualification.