What We’re Watching Right Now
Sesame Street is killing it with the parodies this year—from House of Cards to Game of Thrones. Their most recent is a spin on the upcoming Jurassic World, but the dinosaurs are cookies. Is that the plot to the perfect stoner movie?
What We’re Watching Later When We’re Bored
Matt Damon gets stuck on Mars in the first trailer for The Martian. Sucks to be you, bro.
What We’re Watching Tonight
Several seasons in, the power of The Bachelorette is undeniable. Where else can you watch people look terrible for a marathon two hours every Monday (ABC, 8 EST)? #JJsucks
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