What We’re Watching Right Now
America’s favorite businessman, Mark Cuban, made a cameo in Sharknado 3 last night and kicked a bunch of sharks’ asses. Wait, do sharks have asses? Whatever. USA! USA!
What We’re Watching Later When We’re Bored
Sound the alarms—we have a new trailer for Spectre. And Christoph Waltz is unmasked as the villain. Excuse us while we shriek with delight.