What We’re Watching Today: The Weirdos on Portlandia

Along with Liam Neeson reading the most intense bedtime story we’ve ever heard, and a very simple reason why the Apple watch costs $10,000.

We’re still amusing ourselves with the sight of Nicki Minaj providing the definitive shutdown of brand twitter. Besides that…

What We’re Watching Right Now

On last night’s Jimmy Kimmel Live, Liam Neeson read us a bedtime story that got real dark real quick.

What We’re Watching Later When We’re Bored

CollegeHumor provided the most reasonable explanation yet for why the gold Apple watch costs $10,000.

What We’re Watching Tonight

It’s the Portlandia season finale (IFC, 10 PM) and Paul Reubens – a.k.a. Pee-wee Herman – guest stars. He plays a lawyer to two weirdos (their words, not mine). How fitting.