Who’s Wimpier: The Owen Wilson Edition

Speaking softly and carrying a wet blanket.

The ever-gentle Owen Wilson has always been a staple of Wes Anderson’s movies, dating all the way back to Bottle Rocket, Anderson’s first film. With Owen’s latest role as concierge Monsieur Chuck in The Grand Budapest Hotel and his epic role of bored bohemian Eli Cash in The Royal Tenenbaums both exemplifying the less, err, manly qualities a character can possess, we’re taking a machismo timeout from our usual Who’s Tougher hardball questions to lob a couple softball comparisons between two Owen Wilson characters, in our first ever edition of “Who’s Wimpier?”